ook, no one likes getting their hair cut at Supercuts. The quality sucks, the mood is shitty, and usually Lupe doesn’t speak English, so you’re not even sure if she understands how you want it cut. But a majority of us still do it because it’s cheap, quick, and quiet.
But The Storytime Haircutter [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘awful’
September 20, 2008
#39 The Airplane Talker
our flight was supposed to leave at 1pm. Delay, beer, delay, kiosk sandwich, diahhreah. It’s now 10:30 at night, and you finally sit down in your crammed, cubicle of a seat. You look to your left and see a bright-eyed, white-haired lady. She’s got a smile that’s says “I’ve been waiting [...]
June 29, 2008
#19 The Shisitor
There’s nothing like a good friend. Especially one that comes over and treats your apartment like a truck stop on the Interstate. With a harmless “Where’s your bathroom?”, the Shisitor transforms from house guest to porcelain-pounding dump-fest.
Sure, they brought over a six-pack of Bud Diesel, but their real gift to you is that unmistakable mix of Citrus [...]
June 18, 2008
#15 The Smeller
Did someone just open a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos or – Oohh, man! Who invited the Smeller?!
The Smeller is a notorious, shit-stinking beast. Like a the body of a prostitute, they carry with them an assortment of smells unknown to the clean human palate. Moth balls, woodchips, taco meat, grandma…you name it. If it’s a [...]
