#22 The Sandal Sock Guy

In a world where socks are for shoes and sandals are for bare-feet, one socially inept man struggles to bridge the gap. This is the Sandal Sock Guy. And god damnit, he’s going to fit that flipflop over his knee-highs if it’s the last thing he does.
The Sandal Sock Guy is the [...]

#21 The Double-Popped D-Bag

As if one popped collar wasn’t enough.
The Double-Popped D-Bag is a unique brand of uber-collegiate prepster, tredding that vague line between Frat Guy and Gay Guy. Sure, call them gay and they’ll beat you up with their gang of Pastel Poloites — but go to the Mall later and you’ll see them [...]

#17 The Thumb Ring Guy

The Thumb-Ring Guy is the grown-up version of that white kid in middle school who put beads in his hair. And as an adult, his thumb ornaments show the world that he’s still the most “new age” herb in the spice rack.  
Obviously, Thumb-Ring Guy’s stand out attribute is the thumb ring he so [...]

#12 The Blatant Joke T-Shirt Guy

The most recent trend in the slipping of white guys comes in the form of their wardrobe — more specifically, the t-shirt. Like a billboard selling books to the illiterate, the Blatant Joke T-shirt Guy will print his stupidity front and center, for all to see.
The Blatant T-shirt Guy is the ultimate cheat in [...]

#11 The Fake Boob

There’s nothing like two silicon implants of self-confidence. For the Fake Boob, that’s what it’s all about: implanting attention.
Much like Hoodini, the Fake Boob will disappear for a brief moment, then miraculously reappear with a set of rockin’ tits. Bigger ones.
Flaunting is critical to the Fake Boob. In order [...]

#10 The Pet Dresser

The Pet Dresser is like Joan River’s face. Wrong, hideous, and unnatural — but you’re not going to say anything because you know it won’t matter. They are an ugly breed, and unfortunatly, their pets pay the price.
They will go to great lengths and huge budgets to prove to the world that their [...]