The Guest List

This is the full list of people attending the Idiot Pants Party!!

#65 – The Meathead With The Small Dog
#64 – The Karaoke Superstar
#63 – The Shitter Graffiti Artist
#62 – The Flatso
#61 – The Aged Metal Head
#60 – The Sparkle Tits Debutante
#59 – The Laptop Pooper
#58 – The Middle-Finger Photo F***
#57 – The Non-Tribal Tribesmen
#56 – The Drunk Girl Horror Show
#55 – The Shell Necklace Sally
#54 – The Robot-Voice Guy
#53 – The Rick Roller
#52 – The Chico Stash
#51 – The Guy-Liner
#50 – The Conspiracy Theorist
#49 – The Facebook Parent
#48 – The Chubby Guy w/ Shorts in the Winter
#47 – The Hipster
#46 – The Empty Brita Jerk
#45 – The WeightRoom Screamer
#44 – The Chinese Symbol Tattoo
#43 – The Fantasy Football Fanatic
#42 – The Storytime Haircutter
#41 – The Metrosexual
#40 – The Sticker-On-Hat Guy
#39 – The Airplane Talker
#38 – The CGI Fanatical Animation Grown-up
#37 – The Political Buzzkill
#36 – The Sweater Over Shoulders Herb
#35 – The Guido
#34 – The High-Angle Myspace Slut
#33 – The T-Shirt In The Water Guy
#32 – The Stoner
#31 – The Back-Of-Head Sunglasses Guy
#30 – The “I Bet She’s Crazy In The Sack”
#29 – The Movie Theater Applauder
#28 – The Reality Show Contestant
#27 – The White Trash
#26 – The Ringtoner Extraordinaire
#25 – The Brohan
#24 – The Home Plate Waver
#23 – The Fake Friend
#22 – The Sandal Sock Guy
#21 – The Double-Popped D-Bag
#20 – The Starbucks Writer
#19 – The Shisitor
#18 – The Stoplight NoseMiner
#17 – The Thumb Ring Guy
#16 – The Felly Shirt
#15 – The Smeller
#14 – The “Let Me Tell You About My Day” Guy
#13 – The Sushi Snob
#12 – The Blatant Joke T-Shirt Guy
#11 – The Fake Boob
#10 – The Pet Dresser
#9 – The Sign Holder
#8 – The Unibrow
#7 – The Pencil Chinstrap
#6 – The Carlos Mencia
#5 – The Emo Kid
#4 – The Tattoo Freak
#3 – The Fake Tan
#2 – The Over-Encouraging Parent
#1 – The Blowout

5 responses to “The Guest List

  1. sharon

    more! i want more!!

  2. I’m a douche and i like complaining too, but only in other people’s comments

  3. LOLL! this is awesome blog

  4. Juliette

    I think Stumble Upon has a place for this in their top 20. Very basic, to-the-point and honest. Thank you kind sir for pegging the idiots in society! We all commend you!

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